Ill Come Again When You Have Judge on the Menu

A Little Priest

Angela Lansbury, Len Cariou

Twelvemonth:

1985

7:14

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MRS. LOVETT: Seems a downright shame...  TODD: Shame?  LOVETT: Seems an awful waste...  Such a nice, plump frame Wot'south 'is proper noun has...  Had...  Has!  Nor it can't exist traced...  Autobus'ness needs a elevator,  Debts to be erased...  Recollect of it as thrift,  Every bit a gift,  If you get my drift!   No?   Seems an atrocious waste matter...  I mean, with the price of meat What information technology is,  When you get information technology,  If you get it...   TODD: HAH!  LOVETT: Skillful, you got it!   Take, for example, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!  Bus'ness never better using merely pussycats and toast!  And a pussy's proficient for maybe six or vii at the most!  And I'g certain they tin't compare equally far every bit gustatory modality!   [Simultaneously]  TODD: Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion LOVETT: Well, it does seem a waste product...   TODD: Eminently practical And yet advisable as always!  LOVETT: Information technology's an idea...   TODD: Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know!  How delectable!  As well undetectable!  LOVETT: Think virtually it!  Lots of other gentlemen'll Shortly be comin' for a shave,  Won't they?  Remember of All them Pies!   TODD: How choice!   How Rare!   TODD: For what's the audio of the world out in that location?  LOVETT: What, Mr. Todd?  What, Mr. Todd?  What is that sound?  TODD: Those crunching noises pervading the air!  LOVETT: Yep, Mr. Todd!  Yep, Mr. Todd!  Aye, all around!  TODD: It'due south human being devouring man, my dearest!  BOTH: And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?   TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times,  Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!  LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!  TODD: What is that?   LOVETT: It's priest. Have a little priest. TODD: Is it really good?  LOVETT: Sir, it's besides good, at to the lowest degree!  Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,  So information technology's pretty fresh. TODD: Awful lot of fatty. LOVETT: Only where it sat. TODD: Haven't you got poet, or something like that?  LOVETT: No, y'run into, the trouble with poet is 'Ow practice you know it's deceased?  Try the priest!   TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!  Non as hearty as bishop, perhaps,  Just then once again, not as banal as curate, either!   LOVETT: And good for business concern, too -- always leaves yous wantin' more!  Trouble is, we only go it on Sundays!   Lawyer's rather prissy. TODD: If it's for a toll. LOVETT: Social club something else, though, to follow,  Since no one should swallow information technology twice!  TODD: Anything that'south lean. LOVETT: Well, then, if you're British and loyal,  You might enjoy Majestic Marine!  Anyway, it's clean. Though of course, information technology tastes of wherever it'south been!  TODD: Is that squire,  On the fire?  LOVETT: Mercy no, sir, await closer,  Yous'll notice information technology'due south grocer!  TODD: Looks thicker,  More like vicar!  LOVETT: No, it has to be grocer -- Information technology's light-green!   TODD: The history of the world, my love -- LOVETT: Save a lot of graves,  Practise a lot of relatives favors!  TODD: Is those beneath serving those upwards higher up!  LOVETT: Ev'rybody shaves,  So in that location should exist plenty of flavors!  TODD: How gratifying for once to know BOTH: That those higher up will serve those downwardly below!   LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker. TODD: Something... pinker. LOVETT: Tailor?  TODD: Paler. LOVETT: Butler?  TODD: Subtler. LOVETT: Potter?  TODD: Hotter. LOVETT: Locksmith?   Lovely bit of clerk. TODD: Maybe for a lark. LOVETT: And so once more there's sweep If you want it inexpensive And you like it dark!  Try the financier,  Elevation of his career!  TODD: That looks pretty rank. LOVETT: Well, he drank,  It's a bank Cashier. Never really sold. Maybe it was onetime. TODD: Have you whatever Beadle?  LOVETT: Next calendar week, so I'thousand told!  Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and Notice 'ow well it's been greased...  Stick to priest!   (spoken) Now and so, this might be a petty bit stringy,  Just then of grade it'southward... dabble actor!  TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo thespian!  LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?  TODD: It'south piping hot!  LOVETT: Then blow on information technology starting time!   TODD: The history of the world, my sugariness -- LOVETT: Oh, Mr. Todd,  Ooh, Mr. Todd,  What does it tell?  TODD: Is who gets eaten, and who gets to consume!  LOVETT: And, Mr. Todd,  As well, Mr. Todd,  Who gets to sell!  TODD: But fortunately, it's also articulate BOTH: That [Fifty: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!   LOVETT: (spoken) Since marine doesn't entreatment to y'all, 'ow virtually... rear admiral?  TODD: Too salty. I adopt full general. LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is actress.  TODD: What is that?  LOVETT: It's fop. Finest in the shop. And we take some shepherd's pie peppered With actual shepherd on superlative!  And I've just begun -- Here's the pol, so oily It's served with a doily,  Have one!  TODD: Put information technology on a bun. Well, you never know if it's going to run!  LOVETT: Try the friar,  Fried, it's drier!  TODD: No, the clergy is really Likewise coarse and too mealy!  LOVETT: And so player,  That's compacter!  TODD: Aye, and always arrives overdone!  I'll come again when y'all have JUDGE on the menu!   LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! Truthful, we don't accept approximate yet,  Simply we've got something y'all might fancy even meliorate. TODD: What'south that?  LOVETT: Executioner!   TODD: Have charity towards the world, my pet!  LOVETT: Yep, yes, I know, my love!  TODD: Nosotros'll have the customers that we tin get!  LOVETT: High-born and low, my love!  TODD: Nosotros'll non discriminate great from small!  No, nosotros'll serve anyone,  Significant anyone,  BOTH: And to anyone At all!

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